I just returned from the gym. One of my favorite parts of working out at 24 Hour Fitness is that they have a dry heat sauna, and the temperature is always set just right. It’s even better when there’s no one else in there and you can soak up the heat in solitude.
Well today I was in there by myself. It was so relaxing I almost fell asleep!
And that was when I looked down and saw a large cockroach scurring over my foot.
Yeah, I got a good workout all right. As I hauled ass out the door (nearly stepping on another one).
Thanks, 24 Hour Fitness. You’re the best.